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The Four Eyes - The World's Smartest Band



Welcome to the new internet, fools

**** Did you nominate us for a Sammie? Any category, we dont care! We want to win them all!!!! Take that Charles!

Upcoming Shows:

Saturday, July 14th, 2018 at the Bike Kitchen in Sacto with The Bananas and The Plastic Shoelaces, all ages and free! CornDogSummer!

Saturday, August 11, 2018 at Old Ironsides with The Knock Offs and The Troublemakers - 25 years is the theme!

Past shows:

May 25, 2018 - the Sacto County Fair - Start of Corn Dog Summer

July 8th, 2017 at the Bike Kitchen in Sacto with The Globs and Monster Treasure, all ages and free!

Saturday, April 1st at Cafe Colonial - part of the Spring Thing benefit, with Surrogate Brains, Rolling Blackouts, and a bunch more

Saturday Dec 18th? 2016 at Guphys House - The Annual Xmas show!

Friday, October 7th at DNA Lounge in San Francisco with Mr T Experience, Captain 9, and Destroy Boys, 8pm, $15

Saturday, October 8th at Bike Kitchen (sacto) with Knock Knock and The Rippers, free

Friday, June 19th at Cesar Chavez Park (sacto) with Mr T Experience, The Enlows, Rebel Punk and DJ Whores - free! 5pm

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See? i told you so!