The Thing That This Is

Once apon a time there was a band. This is the story of a band that is not that band.  

The Four Eyes - The World's Smartest Band

Welcome to the internet, fools

**** We didnt win the 2011 Sammie for best "Post-Punk" band. Thanks for letting us down by not voting for me (ps. i never got around to voting for us or charles)

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Its that time of year: the 11th ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW!!!
-Saturday December 17th, 2011 at Guphy's House (3680 Bret Harte Court, like 20 feet off of Broadway in Oak Park)

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