all day, all day

So futurama last night was a good one.  I watched king of the hill and
futurama because buffy the vampire slayer was a rerun.  After that i tryed
to set up my non-ninja email account so i can use it to try and get jobs.
I have to alter my resume around so it looks ok in text form.  What a
pain.  I also down load MacPerl which is a programing languauge that im
going to try and learn.  I'd like to learn C but i dont have a ccomplier
and they cost money to buy.

Nothing really has happened since yesterday so its hard to write about
anything.  I cleaned my office, when i leave im just going to leave lots
of papers so the next guy will think their important but not know what
they are, that will show them.  Now that i know htat they are not going to
hire me on, i figure i dont have to seem like im working hard.  I can just
read and eat when im bored and if they ask what im doing i can just say
"that other stuff".  Attleast its lunch time now.

So no one set me any corrections about the peep off yet, so i guess that
means im perfect.  I'll try to think of something exciting to write here
and add it on:

.(i counldnt find anything else)

From daves@statenet.com Wed Apr 14 12:41:00 1999
Date: Wed, 24 Mar 1999 14:11:36 -0800 (PST)
From: Dave Smith 
To:  
Subject: more homer quotes (fwd)



I ain't seen these around in a while.


---------- Forwarded message ----------


 THE WIT AND WISDOM OF HOMER J. SIMPSON

 "Now son, you don't want to drink beer.  That's for Daddys, and kids
 with fake IDs." 

 "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if
 you had an electrified fooling machine." 

 "Marge, don't discourage the boy!  Weaseling out of things is
 important to learn.  It's what separates us from the animals! 
 Except the weasel." 

 "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. 
 Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." 

 "To alcohol!  The cause of - and solution to - all of life's
 problems!" 

 "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
 keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would
explode!  I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" 

 "I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will
 get you through life.  Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh,
good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'" 

 "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." 

 "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy.  People die all the
time.  Just like that.  Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.  Well,
good night."

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win
or lose: it's how drunk you get."

 "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's
that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling
 and foxy boxing and such and such." 

 "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike.  You just go in
 every day and do it really half-assed.  That's the American way." 

 "Stealing!  How could you?  Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church?  Captain whats-his-name? 

 We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all
 those Police Academy movies?  For fun?  Well I didn't hear anybody
 laughin', did you?" 

 "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!" 

 "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're
 making a scene.'" 

 "I'm feeling kinda low, Apu. You got any of that beer with candy
 floating in it, ya know...Skittle-brau?" 

 "You know me. I likes my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals
 FLAMING!" 

 (To a waffle on the ceiling) "Oh, Lord, why do you mock me?! I know I
 shouldn't eat thee, but...mmm...sacrilicious." 

 "Let me tell you about another so called 'crazy guy'. He had long
hair and some wild ideas, and people thought that he was crazy, too.
And his name was...hmmm, I forgot. But the point is...hmmm, I forgot
that, too.  Marge, you know who I'm talking about...he used to drive
that blue car..." 

"You know me. I can't even say 'titmouse' without giggling like a
school girl." 

"You know that postcard that Grandpa sent us from Florida with the
alligator biting that woman's bottom? Well, we all thought that it was
hilarious, but it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually
harrassing that woman." 

 "Its not like I'm asking you to give blood for nothing...that would
be crazy. But when you help a rich man out he showers you
with...riches. Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?" 

 Homer - "Son, if something's hard to do at first, it's not worth
 doing. Now just put your guitar in the closet next to your short wave
 radio, karate outfit, and unicycle and let's go watch T.V. 
 Bart - "What's on?" 
 Homer - "It doesn't matter."