Man, the network is still sucking eggs here it takes me like ten trys to send a 5 line email. I can even do my real work well because the network is all slow and choppy. I bet its a Y2K thing. Now the robots are going to get pissed and come and get me. So the peep off is this saturday at one ish. Oh boy, fun and fun. I heard that there was a chance of rain, hopefully it wont rain. Sunday im hoping to go fishin and shootin with lisa and steve mar out a spenceville, that would be fun. Hopefully it wont rain any this weekend. If it does its Y2Ks fault.. Saw 'the ice storm' its a movcie with a bucnh of people in it. It has hte fANATASTIC fOUR in it some. Man, this choppy network is really pissing me off. Its taken me forever just to get this far. screw it, someone send me a story and i'll add it on here. added story: From: someone who doesnt want to be known right now To: email@example.com Subject: Story Okay children, here's a bedtime story to help you get to sleep: There won't be any major elections in the US in the year 2000. By November of next year, Clinton will have declated a state of emergency and all law enforcement authority will fall under the auspices of FEMA. FEMA will be able to seize all privately-owned firearms and other assets, draft civilians into "work groups" and the US constitution will be suspended. These measures are enforceable through a frightening series of executive orders signed off on without Congressional or public support and date back to the mid-nineteen forties. Martial law will be enforced by NATO/United Nations troops, many of whom are currently stationed on bases on US soil. In fact, at least two military bases are now under German ownership. US military personnel have been asked to voluntarily trade in their uniforms for UN uniforms and have been polled as to whether they'd take orders from UN commanders and if they'd fire on US civilian citizens if so ordered. Any military person unwilling to wear a UN uniform and take orders from UN command will be discharged. Same goes for any soldier unwilling to fire on dissident civilians. Unable to find US soldiers in sufficuent number, the UN has imported as many as three million foreign troops who are currently training on US soil. These foreign troops are here primarily because they won't have so many qualms about shooting US citizens. Son't worry, though, children, if you don't like it, there are hundreds of detention centers throughout the country that are being readied for you. Fear not, thety're not camps ala Dauchau USA. At least in these camps, you get a prison-made mattress. Many prisons are being run by Russians and Austrailians, who will then be guards at said concentration camps. You might see evidence of these camps in remote parts of the US, usually marked by signs saying "Endangered Species Habitat-Keep Out. Tresspassers May Be Shot." I pledge allegience to the Rockefeller Family The Rhodes Foundation and The Trilateral Commission and The World Trade Organization and The Council On Foreign Relations and The One World Government Who needs the constitution? Who needs national sovreignty? Why ask why? "Dwayne Hoover"